my mom is downstairs making potato salad and i asked her if it took 3 days to make and she told me to go away
i dont think she got the joke
watch the sunset with squidward
shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
After repairing the computer, the repairman proceeded to go upstairs and watch my single mom sleep. For 2 hours. In the middle of the night. They had never met before.
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i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it
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